Funky Dreams

 So I have weird dreams. I've had weird dreams ever since I was little.  When I was in college I even started a dream journal because my dreams were so details and so weird.  Well...this was one of my friend's facebook status's the other day. I saw this the morning after a crazy dream.

"Dear Funky Dreams,
You can leave me alone now.
Thanks."

So I decided to share with her my crazy dream and then thought maybe it would give someone else a laugh so I decided to post it here as well.  This was my response to her comment:

"Seriously right?! I hate weird dreams. Had one last night where I ran off with the Phantom from Phantom of the Opera and then kids tried to egg him because he was so ugly. He kept referring to himself as the bright green bike that no one would like and there was a orange haired girl who was like the Joker from Batman telling him if he had orange hair the green bike would be cool. And then a young Arnold Schwarzenegger was there trying to hide at a Halloween party as a big monster so people wouldn't try to blow him up because he was the best boxer in the world. ....I'm wondering if I need to stop watching movies after that dream."

Anyone else have some crazy dreams?